Ring Damage

Ring Damage, the result of LORD (see separate definition) activity on a trading portfolio. Ring Damage is normally experienced the following morning & is a resultant of bouts of late night (& usually unsuccessful) outright trading. Ring Damage can become severe if the LORD activity goes unchecked. This may lead to long term & sometimes irreversible damage to the Ring. Ring damage can be insured for however.

Oh no, he was long & wrong again, that was LORD. We will see the ring damage shortly on our reports.

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Diversion Ring

When a good looking women uses an ordinary ring on her wedding finger to make strangers believe she is engaged/married, and to divert prowling men away from them.

Also known as CBR (Cock Block Ring) The death of all men on the pull.

Victim - Hey gurl, Can I grab you a drink cause you my type babe?

Woman - Look at the finger durrr!!!

Victims Friends - Man you've just been fucked by the Diversion Ring!!

Ring Rat

A female (not necessarily underage) who attends professional wrestling shows, and attempts to sleep with crew members to get to the wrestlers, or sometimes the wrestlers themselves. A groupie, in plainer terms.

Look at her, that damn ring rat.

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trunnion ring

A group of transsexuals on all fours in a circle Sucking a monster blend of cum and poop off of the prolapsed asshole they just gave eachother.Generally they are wearing assless leather chaps and safety glasses to protect from diarrhea that may expel from their blown out assholes

Guy 1- I don't think I ever wanna be on a trunnion ring

Guy-2 ya that sits gross

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ring by spring

Christian college kids in their senior year feel a need to get engaged before the final semester, thus ring by spring.

"Chastity, if I don't get my ring by spring the $100,000 I spent to go to this school will be a total waste!"

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iron ring

Worn by Canadian engineers as a symbol of their commitment to safety and their obligation to society. It is a symbol of humility, and inspires confidence in the general public.

Civilian: "What is that interesting ring on your pinky?"

Engineer: "This ring represents my commitment to the public as a Professional Canadian Engineer."

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breather ring

Term used to describe the indentation created during a momentary break in a particularly long toilet birth.

"Damn it, get me some all-bran, that last choddie needed FOUR breather rings!!"

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