The coolest guy u will ever meet, seriously, this guy will make u laugh every time u talk to him. Also he is intelligent AF. He is so intelligent that he calculated the percentage of people that like him and dislike him(0.2% haters)
Example: hey! U saw that swag man over there?!
Person 2: that ain't no normal person, that's ROBERTO
The best budgie in the world
Blue and loves belly rubs
Have a but for a nose
"Roberto is a half tamed birb " she said
The Chillest & Coolest person to be around and is known as that nigga
Roberto is dat nigga !!
Big tit guy with small dick. He ugly lazy and stinks. Roberto is perfectly known as a trash man.
Roberto he like ass.
Is the best fucker around, has a massive horse cock, is not aloud within 200 feet of any school in the USA. Banned from multiple stop clubs because he killed multiple strippers with his huge penis.
Roberto is not aloud near my school.
Roberto killed my best friend with his huge cock.