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wanking too hard that your penis wont go up
last night i had a saggy penis
The man the myth the legend who wears tight pajama pants that define the lines of his penis, hence the name saggy dong.
"Senior saggy dong sold me some crack last ween behind Walmart "
Hugely over filled testicles caused by a distinct lack of use. Similar to Saggy Balls only originating from Scotland.
Aww man, mah Saggy Baws are chafing mah thighs, ah need tae empty.
When the bus has a driver that's an 80 year old hag scraping up retirement money.
I gotta ride the saggy bus today
The younger version of Mags from the Hunger Games, she is the mother everyone wishes they had.
I love you Saggy B00bs you're awesome!
Imagine you grandparents have the nasty but everything is all saggy and wrinkled
Little girl: mom where do babies come from?
Mom: well when people are horny they fucking then pop a baby come out of my cocchie.
Little girl:what happened to hi or hello
*10 years later *
Little girl but 10 years older: hey grandma do you and grandpa still you know -
Grandma:oh all the time its called saggy sex dear and one day you will enjoy it to
*60 years later
Little girl but 70 years older: hey wanna you have a little saggy sex ...
The end
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When an old woman has saggy boobs and she has oral sex her nipples will tend to get hard
Honey get those saggy boobsicles over here. Now