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When somebody abruptly presses the Alt + F4 keys to exit a game because they are salty.
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A Turkish chef that sensually salted a piece of meat he was cooking in an instagram video and quickly became a meme known as "salt bae"
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A salt tablet is a cure-all, mainly in men's sports. No matter what a man's injury, a salt tablet is one of three options available to a man to cure this injury.
1. Take a salt tablet
2. Rub dirt on it
3. Tape an aspirin to it
Player: Coach i think i broke my leg!
Coach: Take a salt tablet and get back in there!
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To be upset, agitated, or bitter towards someone or something. Like being salty but only a little bit.
"YOU MAD BRO!?!?"
"Alright I'm not gonna lie I'm lightly salted right now."
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A funny quote shouted by Danny, A.K.A. the "Tourettes Guy" while eating his breakfast one morning. He would later complain about his fish sticks being "hard as tits".
(stares at food, shakes head) FUCK SALT!
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The saltiest motherfucker that ever walked the American-Canadian border. Known for general grungy-ness, American-flag bro tanks, and being a loud and obnoxious drunk. The name is derived from his signature, salty responses to EVERYTHING.
Person 1: "Dude, I got you alcohol, what are you upset about?"
Person 2: "I asked for beer, not fuckin' vodka, dumbass."
Person 1: "Stop being such a Salt Nation and get your own beer, shithead."
Seminal residue left on ones anus which becomes crusty.
Alice was pounded all night in the ass. She woke up in the morning and she felt her ass was crusty then realised she had ass salt