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(noun) - The over-reaching and yet inexplicably clever marketing gimmick of labeling and identifying a product (or person) with an often inaccurate, "cool-sounding", or "trendy" description so that the product/person, which would ordinarily be thought of as unattractive, unskilled, and/or worthless, now seems "hot".
See also soccer sandal.
"Super-star" Ashlee Simpson, "actress" Paris Hilton, or "TomKat" are three examples of the "soccer sandal effect".
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Similar to a Mississippi Handbag, a sexual practice that involves the female (or gay 'bottom') placing the toes of their feet into the anus of the recipient. Maximum sexual arousal is achieved through a fast and intense "wiggle your big toe (ie Kill Bill)" motion or if the person who is administering the act has a hangnail and/or an erotic "Butt Bunions."
That bitch was too busy rolling a joint to give me a Mississippi Handbag, so she gave me a San Diego Sandal instead.
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Initials SS, also known as the Deep Green Mob. Given to talking about Nature in a way that is second cousin to God Squad style. Can't hear the word biotech without steam jetting out their ears, firmly believe that "chemical" is supposed to be an unqualified snarl word, and understand the difference between energy and radiation like nobody else. They would like to open your mind. Some of them would like to use a pick-axe.
When the local Sandal Squad heard that Jimmy Brogan was growing seedless grapes in his greenhouse, they turned up with a bulldozer and mangled the place.
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sandals that are worn regardless of the perceived importance or "social-status" of the event they are worn to.
the higher the importance or perceived social status the sandals are worn to, the more of a "fuck you" it is.
Example 1: I can't believe he wore his fuck-you-sandals to Jane's wedding at the Ritz Carlton!
Example 2: That weird guy in cubicle #202 wore his fuck-you-sandals to the company meeting led by the CEO. And he sat up front! What a douche.
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Adjective. A word used to describe an earthy, hippie-type person, or a person into yoga, crystals, or aromatherapy, vegans, people who drive VW buses, etc.
That girl is so beads-n-sandals that she doesn't even shave her armpits.
I thought he was really cool until he went all beads-n-sandals on me; so I left him at the Grateful Dead concert.
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Many Aussies like to use the slang word “toey” when they are horny - aroused - ready for sex, or whatever comes close! The expression known as “toey as a Roman sandal” means you are really horny and ready for whatever comes close to sex, or sexual intercourse. Sexual intercourse may sound old fashioned, but you could say anything regarding being “toey as a Roman sandal”. Say anything regarding sexual or sensual arousal - anything like “I’m feeling amorous. Are you?” Or, “Do you feel like making love?” or you could even quote something from Barry White or James Brown. Whatever turns you on!
“Norman! You’re “toey as a Roman sandal!”
“Hey?”
“You don’t know what that means? You’re really horny!”
“Aha!”
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Perhaps the most comfortable of all combos, the Adidas Sandals and Socks Combo provides unrivalled comfort along with looks that will pull the most hard-to-get bitches. Common amongst Europeans (mainly Croatians/Bosnians), such a combo dates back centuries and has proven to withstand the tests of time to evolve from leather to the new plastic, Adidas sandals.
Slipping into his Adidas Sandals and Socks Combo, Dave was ready to tackle treacherous endeavours and whatever challenges life throws up, as only such a combo can handle impossible tasks whilst providing extreme comfort, style and sex appeal.
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