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A sexual act, during which two consenting individuals both defecate (without flushing) in the toilet and then make love in the steam of a hot shower that has absorbed the vaporous fumes of the preceding bowel movements.
Kelly-Anne and I both had beer cheese shits this morning and we clogged the toilet so we shared a stank german sauna.
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To take a giant smelly shit in the bathroom while someone is showering. Hot steamy shit smell fills the room.
My dad gave me a Dutch Sauna yesterday.
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A favourite past time enjoyed by gay men whereby a spiteful bottom will consume a curry, fresh cup of coffee or a handful of laxatives before attending a sauna or beat. The act of infiltrating an otherwise cleaned and prepped sauna and excreting a substantial amount of faeces over a top's penis, body or face, then escaping to the shadows laughing in hopes of preying on more tops.
For those with lactose intolerance, you may also consume milk or dairy products to induce a rapid bowel movement.
**To set the scene, it is a warm, summery Melbourne evening. Nick, a young, twinky gay man from Brunswick is bored and has just gone through a serious breakup. He spent the day working a 6am-1pm shift at the cafe down the road and has his Friday night off.
Nick: I'm so bored tonight! We've been in lockdown so long, I want to get out, explore and sleep with heaps of men to get back at Brad who just broke up with me.
Nick's bad conscience: Go to Wet on Wellington and shit on everyone!
Nick's good conscience: No Nick! You need to book in with your psychologist and work on getting through this breakup in a healthy manor.
Nick: hmmm...
***Several hours later, Nick is in the kitchen, staring at a large cucumber in his fridge, reminiscing about Brad, the boy he just went through a serious breakup with
Nick: Damn I miss Brad, he was amazing, he had a MASSIVE dong and a great personality!
***Nick looks at the leftover Lamb Rogan Josh on the second shelf in the fridge
Nick's bad conscience: Yeah you filthy bottom you! Have some of that and go to Wet! Spin the chamber and play some Sauna Roulette!
Nick's good conscience: No Nick! Don't go to Wet! You need to stay home, have a nice dinner, and a hot shower... not too long though, Brunswick has water restrictions at the moment and we need to think of the poor cattle farmers in central Australia that are struggling with drought! Also recycle!
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A big boat that contains a bunch of saunas. See hidea. Coz the sauna boat only sounds cool if you're totally under the influence of cannabis.
Zeke: dude, we should totally start a sauna boat
Cody: dood! You are totz trippin'. (Laugh) Wtf is a sauna boat. (Toke) oh wait, that's an awesome idea!
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A sauna fish is a tiny fish in the Indian subcontinent that swims in boiling shit infested rivers, but it is also a women who really likes to bone in saunas and shit on men.
Man, went to Sweden and met this sauna fish of a booze cruise to Helsinki, she almost gave me a heart attack she was grinding me so hard in the steam room... then she shat on me.
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refers to a Korean lady that gets sweaty, gets naked and gives a prostate massage.
"Dude! How's it going ! "
"Hey man! Not too good I could really go for a Korean sauna!"
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The "Super Shroom Sauna" also known as "triple S" is the act of eating a meal that involves a large amount of mushrooms until you have massive diarrhea. After the meal has been consumed proceed to rid of this said diarrhea into a toilet(Preferably your own). Do not flush! Flushing will destroy the process! Next, after letting out your mushroom poop bonanza, sit on the toilet for the next 10 minutes and let the intricate aroma fill up your bathroom like a hotbox. Inhale the fumes deeply until you get light headed and can taste it. That is the SuperShroomSauna. For a better effect eat the mushrooms with a side of onions and/or sardines.
Super Shroom Sauna
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