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When a penis gets cold and hides for a while
"This water is making me pull a scared turtle"
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1. Experiences of a Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer (LGBTQ) person "scared" into acting "straight" = scared straight, for a good lot of their life for fear of harassment, bullying, persecution & bullying.
2. A prison documentary about juvenile delinquents that are brought into prison for a whole day & get yelled at by convicts who know first hand what hard life is like in prison with the hopes of derailing their destructive path towards the prison industrial machine.
1. I was afraid of being harassed by those bullies that I was scared straight into hoping they will ignore me.
2. Go see Scared Straight.
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A phenomenon that occurs when illuminati hysteria (fear that a person, group, or thing is associated to the Illuminati) becomes widespread. Once it happens, the believers will then make up "proof" that the accused is part of the Illuminati. Sometimes, the accused or those related may be tortured or unnecessarily exorcised, further worsening the problem. If it becomes severe enough, it can become similar to the Spanish Inquisition or the Salem Witch Trials.
A: Why the heck are Sally and her boyfriend being exorcised in the break room?
B: Oh don't mind them. It's just another Illuminati scare. It'll probably gonna go away.
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When someone loves you so much that it starts to freak you out.
"Kiss me," I whispered into his ear. He leaned into me, and gently kissed me on the lips. We stayed like that for a long time. I loved him so much. When we pulled away I said "I love you Derek. I want to go to Hawaii and marry you and have seven kids named Bobby, Lobby, Fozzy, Knozzy, Swiffer, Lenny and Frezzy." He looked taken aback. By that time I had already combined our bank accounts, booked a hotel room with a double bed and gotten our wedding rings. When I told him this, he ran away, saying something like "Love scare!"
The action of receiving an unwanted dick pic and getting either extremely grossed out or traumatized. (Like an unwanted sudden scary scene aka jump scare)
Girl: dude some guy sent me a dick pic last night and I got a total junk scare
a type of pwnage resulting from being scared. typically includes rapid defensive hand or arm movement accompanied with facial distortion and a verbal exclamation like "JESUS MAN!" Scare pwnage is best achieved by hiding in blind spots while the victim is unaware of your presence or not expecting it. Retaliation is a must and usually results in a scare fail because the other person is expecting it
Bob: BOO!
Bill: Jesus fucking christ man wtf would would you scare me
Bob: you just got scare pwned bitch
To self-scare (1) is to spread yourself so thin with home, work, and other people's obligations that you completely take caring for yourself off of the list and do something so out of character that it scares you.
When you forget to practice self-care, you'll self-scare.