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job security

An excuse that douchebags use when they make a mess after a janitor or custodian has just cleaned something up. The logic behind it is that the cleaner has nothing better to do with their life, so if you don't make a mess, they will have nothing to do and will lose their job.

He just mopped the floor. Quit hacking loogies all over the place.
I know he mopped it. Job security.

by therealGodWarrior July 22, 2012


blacked at security

when you're extremely faded

"bruh I'm boutta black at security tonight"
She was blacked at security after that loko.

by drunk/high March 29, 2019


wank security

When you know your home alone and safe to have a wank

thursdays are the only time a week I get any wank security

by Theblazemaze November 11, 2019


Secure The Bag

To get money and be able to keep money. Or to comfortable with the amount of money you sitting on.

"Ay you tryna hit the mall tonight"

"Nah not tonight I'm workin"

"Damn, you always at work"

"You know I gotta secure the bag"

by Anon090807 March 14, 2020


security alert

Sun: Security Alert, Security Alert WOOWOOWOOWOO

Sun: Security Alert, Security Alert WOOWOOWOOWOO

by Stashicittyoshi May 24, 2022


security cat

defender of the office, both from threats internal and external

Security Cat issued an office-wide memorandum on proper coffee-making etiquette.

by Security Cat August 07, 2015


Security Council

Ahorjan, he is not a member of the security council… HE IS THE SECURITY COUNCIL!

I’m friends with Ahorjan.

Oh so you’re friends with the security council?

by Who is the Security Council? November 15, 2022