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An excessively lazy and arrogant person. One becomes a sloth cunt when they partake in an act with no moral regard for anyone else.
"Did you see that girl with hepatitis double dip her french fry? Such a sloth cunt thing to do."
"If the world were full of sloth cunts we'd all be fucked."
A security prevention involving a platform above a door, a release catch, and a very heavy three-toed sloth.
Buying the Drop Sloth was the best investment I've ever made. The last thing a burglar wants to encounter during a heist is a disgruntled sloth aided by the force of gravity.
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An old tee-shirt you wear while hanging around the house.
The word is hard to say many times quickly.
The great man came to the door wearing baggy boxer shorts and a food-stained sloth-cloth.
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Masturbating for an extended period of time with a slow, fluid motion of the entire arm, while using syrup (typically maple) as lubricant in order to ensure the process remains slow throughout climax. Proper technique stipulates motion beginning in the elbow, followed by the wrist and ending with a complete rotation of the shoulder. An instance of "slapping the sloth" or "sloth slapping" should never last under forty five minutes.
Tristan: Hey Jordan, tell Dyet that it's time for breakfast, I made pancakes
Jordan: I knocked on his door, he wont answer.
Tristan: The maple syrup is missing...
Jordan: That son of bitch. He is undoubtedly slapping the sloth again. Let's just eat without him or else we'll have to wait about an hour.
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When an abnormally slow and rotund girl takes her way with you against your will.
"How was the party, bro?!"
"Dude! Bannah Hanker spiked my drink and slothed me!"
"Yeah man, she has a reputation for slothing!"
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Named after the extinct, ground-dwelling relative of modern-day sloths, the Ground Sloth is a person who walks very slowly in front of you, especially while you're in a hurry. Whether out of malice or apathy, Ground Sloths tend to inhabit very narrow spaces, such as sidewalks or corridors, making bypassing them a difficult, dangerous or physically impossible task. To add insult to injury, Ground Sloths often travel in groups, known as herds.
I was heading down to the train station when I got stuck behind the slowest herd of ground sloths that ever roamed the earth. Missed my train because of them.
an exotic form of a handjob that is done extremely slowly. Sloth jobs should last between 2.5-4 hours, as if a sloth was giving it. It must be given with 2-3 fingers and while the person giving the sloth job is hanging from a canopy or bunk bed. After completion, the one performing the job slowly "climbs" their way to the top bunk or out a nearby window. Optional things to do during a sloth job include eating leafy vegetation and making sloth mating noises sporadically.
That girl's wrist must be so sore after giving me a sloth job last night.
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