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The act of shaking smarties from a tube, held at crotch height, into or onto someones face.
"Mate, let's smartie spaff that girl!"
When a young man decides spit on a sock and uses it to wank himself off while looking at gay mafia sex
Wow, James loves having hot smarties on Christmas night
Connor burke is an honest man that loves having hot smarties
When you get hit in the head with a ball cap on and whatever hits you connects with the small smartie shaped button on the top causing immense pain in that localized area.
Joe took a 2x4 right in the smartie, then cried like a little bitch.
Shit homey you would cry like that too..
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A person/character who is so cute yet so smart and wise. It is derived from the Smarties candy. Saying this to a person means that they are the sweetest and smartest person in your entire life
Ex. 1: Zhongli from Genshin Impact is such a smartie.
Ex. 2: My crush got all As on her test, she is such a smartie
A remark given to one being a total smart ass.
mark: ooh, look at me, im wade. im a total smarty-smoo
wade: y u do dis mark???
the phrase that is whispered by naughty older boys to bomb younger girls through textual message. a self-respecting male, or one desperate to spit raw game may only use this while under the strong influence of alcohol or ghb.
"naw, the cross streets. i need some help out. mmk, smartie bar? ;D"
The exact opposite of dummy thicc
(but it sounds the same to make the person your saying it to feel special)
girl: "dude my ass is so flat"
guy: "that's so true you are Smartie Thicc asf"