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From Smegma - meaning the cheesey scum found under the foreskin. Adapted for use in "Red Dwarf"
Can be used to describe spoddy geeks who actually still watch Red Dwarf, or annoying people
"Christ did you see him!? What a smeg head"
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When a girl sucks the smegma out of your foreskin.
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a complete smeggatori in context of smeggory the complete smeg has to have smeggly attributes.
rimmer, skidz, hazza, twonks, twirps, bambozzlas, smeggatori's, and smeeeeeeg heeeeads.
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Copious amounts of White GUNK around and under a mans forskin.
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To cut top off creme egg, scoop out filling, replace with mans milk squeezed out of the backside of a willing participant, replace top of egg and put in freezer until chocolate sets. Wrap back up in foil wrapper. That's how I eat mine!
Would anyone like a cadburys creme smeg?
Hang on a minute, this tastes odd!
That tastes savoury not sweet!
(insert vomit noise)
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When you say good bye to someone you dont like as you rub your smeg on their hand.
Jack : 'Smeg you later pet'
Hannah : 'good bye, wait what is this shit on my hand'
Michael: 'Smegtastic'
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The least time you would ever entertain going down on a woman!
Having a quite spiffing time playing round then all of a sudden like a vulcano your covered in strawbery jam and cream! nice! gives a new meaning to the word strawberys and cream......
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