smith

The opposite of jones. A strong, unreasonable, and permanent aversion to someone or something. As a verb, to express or act on that aversion; hatin on it/him/her.

Can't help it dude. I'm just smithin fulltime on Hillary.

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Smith

Some fucking dick head who needs to honestly shut the fuck up

Shut the fuck up Smith!

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Will Smithed

refers to when your life is chaotic

for sensical purposes, it's best followed up with "my life's been flipped turned upside down"

hey man you wanna come see that new hilary duff flick with us?

sorry dude.. i'm sort of will smithed right now.

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smith

A person who has become over
whelmingly and unneccesarily arrogant due to a recent rise in social-status, usually financial income, automotive or significant other. As a result this person is intollerable to be around, not because they make you feel lesser than them, but because they are so blindly full of themselves that they don't notice that nobody is jealous or envies them. At first people are happy for the "smith", but eventually once "smith" status is achieved the outcome is innevitable; dying alone in a dingy apartment with only cats for company.

"Micheal's arrogance used to be endearing till he got his job at westpac. Now he thinks everyone wants to be him, but they just think he's a total Smith"

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Smiths

A lot like pounds, kilograms, liters, inches, or centimeters, Smiths is a measure for units of fun in a classroom setting. It is used to rate a classes' level of fun. Zero Smiths would be a unbearably boring class, while ten Smiths would be an extremely fun class.

Example: " I would rate the physics class I'm in right now ten Smiths. It's a really fun, easy class."

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Smithing

Smithing is a violent sexual act used to threaten and gain a desired result.
Can also be used in the context Smith, see below.

You're gunna get a smithing if you dont do as I tell you!

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Smith

a category of people in relation to having no identifiable heritage or culture.

The origin of Smith people are unknown (hence their generic last names and heritage). They are found in large numbers throughout the southern US but most especially the state of Texas.

often confused with redneck (an uneducated form of a smith)

With a last name like Johnson he is definetly a Smith.

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