smith

The opposite of jones. A strong, unreasonable, and permanent aversion to someone or something. As a verb, to express or act on that aversion; hatin on it/him/her.

Can't help it dude. I'm just smithin fulltime on Hillary.

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ass is grass

Yes, it does imply the addressee's doom, but for a slightly different etymology, see the quote below:

Sergeant to buck private: "Your ass is grass and I'm the mower."

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JAFURK

An acronym consisting of the initial letters of the phrase Just Another Fucked-Up Rich Kid.

Bye-bye Bushie.
Such a JAFURK.
I got no time for Hillary. Sorry, she's a total JAFURK.

Techlie

When a device you operate for others' profit pretends it's human.

An ATM or gas pump that ends your transaction with the message "It's been a pleasure to serve you" that's a techlie.