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When a girl with no teeth gives you head
I knew I was in for velvet smoothie when she took her teeth out
When you pee, puke, and shit all at the same time.
"Dude, I was so sick last night, I made a bathroom smoothie."
The sexual act of a man cumming into pineapple and the other person drink the cum from the pineapple
Damn, I gave that bitch pineapple smoothie last night!
The act blending Spam, Salami, Baloney, and 15 year old Foreskin in a blend tech blender, then filling an uncircumcised penis with the substance and with a straw... sucking it out
I have never lived before I tried my first salami smoothie at that lemon party last night
The result of a martial arts fight between two billionaires if it were held in a carbon fiber tube on the bottom of the Atlantic instead of a Las Vegas octagon
The most shocking part of the undersea cage match was not who won, but that both were instantly transformed into a billionaire smoothie after the catastrophic structural failure of their uncertified submersible.
a slimy mixture of cum and vanilla ice cream that leaks out of a woman's vagina after at least a 20 minute session of sex.
Ed: Dude i banged my girlfriend and she made a banana smoothy!
Chris: Did you save me some?
Pouring a nice strawberry smoothie onto the rim of the labia and then proceeding to drink the smoothie off of the consenting individual.
“Hey are you going to drink that?”
“No, why?”
“My girl and I wanted to smoothie the coochie tonight and strawberry banana is our favorite.”