A condition manifested as a set of spasmodic muscle contractions and gleeful body movements caused mainly by classic rock songs that evoke nostalgia and can cause involuntary shaking, swinging, leg-bouncing, knee-slapping, head-jerking, fist-pumping, and generally rhythmic movements in tune with a favorite classic rock song. Also known as Chair-Dancing.
Wow, the new guy is going all rock-spastic over there at his desk, he must be listening to some classic rock on his headphones.
Dave wrecked that sweet-ass Chevy when he went all rock-spastic over some Pure Prairie League song.
Named for the fact that mongs often don't know their own strength
"I fingered Sonya behind the bins at the YMCA last night, her fanny was as tight as a spastic's handshake"
When you watched Sonic 2 sound test crash handler and you get so cringed you sing plagiarized the full song and then buy a sega felix the cat plush, TWO, on ebay
Oh god I was turning the train spastic
When a male has a strap on attached to his ass, with a girl in front of him and behind him so when he thrusts back and forth both girls are satisfied
I can’t wait tell we get home maybe anna with spastic fish with us
someone who is a gaynor or eco. not right in the head.
you just broke my mums china vase you spastic ranger
Someone whos a mongaloid but also is a spastic
Person 1: "Is that a spasticated mongaloid?"
Person 2: "No that's just thomas parker"
The term "spastic head" is an insult, generally used when naming a highly strung individual.
Jack, settle down ya spastic head