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Squishy Langford

To insert a full hand into ones rectum and move it round like stirring cake mix.

A squishy Langford is finished by one `licking the spoon`.

Dan: Oh man you should have seen it, she was screaming from that Squishy Langford i gave her.

Sam: Nice.

by Stanuel December 11, 2009

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Squishy Hippo

The chew toy your dog humps.

EEW!!! Take the squishy hippo AWAY!!!

by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019

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Squishy Republican

A "right-wing" elected official whose personal interests or public image comes before the promises they have made to their voters

- Did you hear what Liz Cheney said?
- Don't get me started. That bitch is a squishy Republican.
- Yeah. FUCK LIZ CHENEY!

by Jesg2001 May 12, 2021

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Squishy Face

What you call a cute boy who's face looks very squishy and makes you want to pinch his cheeks repeatedly

"I just want to go over and pinch that boys cheeks soo bad, squishy face for sure!"

by Brandi Delhiii November 22, 2011

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Squishy plumber

When you are soft, you put it in her butt.

I gave ALL THREE of them squishy plumbers!!!

by The Squishy Plumber October 17, 2009

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Squishy Fart

When you let out a heep of gas, that is wet and SQUISHY sounding.

Girl: The other day i walked past tom in the hall and he let out a squishy fart, I thought he might have SHit his pants.

by Hitlers_Angel October 13, 2008

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Good Squishy

A good thing.

Man that weed was some good squishy.

by JuggaloBob August 5, 2008

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