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something to do in the suburbs when you're bored. leave zucchinis on your neighbor's porches (but only on leave a zucchini on your neighbor's porch day), show up univited to people's houses you barely know, make a fool of yourself on the street.
man i'm bored what do you wanna do?
i dunno let's go stalk the neighborhood
Online terms - Periodically sending an ellipsis while in a chat room for the purpose to let others know of your presence without having to say anything. The equivalent to walking up to a group conversing with each other and just standing with them silently.
Bob: "If you put peanut butter on both sides of the sandwich, the jelly will ooze out!"
Jeff: "How much jelly do you put in your sandwiches? It wouldn't ooze out if I only put a little."
Michael: "..."
Bob: "You need to balance the peanut butter and jelly ratio."
Michael: "..."
Jeff: "Michael, what are you doing?"
Bob: "He's Aggressive Stalking* us."
Michael: "..."
*(UD wouldn't let me put "Aggressively Stalking") :/
when someone inserts a piece of celery into there partners ass, then procedes to pull it out and eat it. It may also be shared.
Tyler gave Janelle a rotten stalk.
Tyler put a piece of celery in Janelle's ass, then pulled it out and ate it.
When one is stalked in a mall by a very, very annoying person. This is typically the first stage of Mall Rape, which is a very, very rare type of person. Mall Stalking is a very annoyong issue many people who visit malls now a days face. Mall Stalkers can be easily identified by their behavior; they will follow you where ever you go, and if you look back at them, you may catch them look away or try to seem like he/she isn't following you. Mall Stalkers are also people who will blow up your phone if both of you are at the mall at the same time. Mall Rats are often confused with Mall Stalkers because of their similar behavior, but the Mall Rat and Mall Stalker are two very different species.
Allie: Hey, did you see that guy over there?
Paige: Yeah, I think he's following us.
1 hour later...
Allie: OMG, he is STILL following us!
Paige: Every time I look back at him, he just turns around and acts like we're not here.
Allie: OMG He is TOTALLY Mall Stalking us!
An involuntry erection
While massaging my wife the other morning my son walked in and asked "why is your willy getting bigger daddy"? "I'ts OK it's just a Stephen Stalk"
Gang Stalking is a form of bullying and intimidation from multiple perpertraitors.
Whereas ordinary bullying is usually one on one, and workplace mobbing is where multiple people in one workplace attack one (or a few) person(s), Gang Stalking involves multiple people attacking one person in any situation.
Groups of people, or, loosely organised people pick a target, and attempt to destroy the victims life in any way that they can.
They attempt to scare and terrorise their target, causing anxiety and other problems.
They will do whatever they can to get the target fired from their job.
People become a victim when they have attacked a member of a group (ie gang) as part of revenge, or, in the case of political groups, attack their political opponents such as authors, etc.
The person who is responsible for picking the victim out is called the Gang Stalking Rat.
All of this is done secretly, and is usually known only to the attackers, and the victims. Other people around the victim will be oblivious as to what is going on.
I experienced multiple people harrasing me in the same manner, all of them seemed to know more about me than what they ordinarily should have. I was the victim of Gang Stalking.
Phil was trying to get me fired and cause me to lose friends, and lose credibility. Phil was doing the same things as many other people I've come accross before. He was yet another Gang Stalker.
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When, in the process of stalking one on Facebook, the discovery that the said stalkee is tagged in virtually no real pictures that are actually of themselves.
"Dude, your girlfriend is such a stalk block, man, I was hoping to see what she looked like"
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