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When you have to shit, but don't want to touch the toilet seat, so you pull your pants down and hover over the seat, but misjudge your angle and spew diarrhea all over the back of the toilet and stall walls. Also called a "Famous Daves".
I feel bad for the guy at Famous Daves that has to clean up that stall shit at the end of his shift. Man, that guy really did a "Famous Daves" in there!
That one stall in the bathroom where that one person takes conference calls
That dude was in the conference stall again this morning. His coworkers must think he's the shit.
The time that someone waits after going dookie in the employee rest room until no one is in the rest room and the coast is clear to make their exit in order to maintain anonymity
boss: Why are you late for the presentation?
employee: sorry I had to stall pause
boss: what?
employee: after last nights all you can drink draft beer and all you could eat taco's I blew up the bathroom and just as I was ready to walk out of the stall the maintenance guy came in so I had to stall pause while he replaced the towels.
The act of refusing to do one's business at a public restroom until it is completely vacant. This often leads to a standoff when there are two parties who are trying to be modest.
I had just gotten situated on the can when someone ran into the stall beside me. A Stall Standoff was made for 10 minutes until I just couldn't hold it anymore.
A. To hit someone when they aren't looking
B. To hit someone without making it aware that you want to fight them
C. To hit someone from a blind side
Kwame: Dang bro, how'd you lose to Kel!?
Jose: He stalled off of me, dude didn't even give me a chance to square up
Kwame: Dude's are STILL stalling off? Wow, I thought you lost fair and square.....Guess not
A game where two men walk into a stall and compare penis sizes. The more bestowed stays. Loser leaves the bathroom. This is repeated until a king is named.
John: “Bro, Caden absolutely destroyed me in King of the Stall today”
Jaden: “Yeah man I heard he gained 2 inches over the summer”
The act of walking into a bathroom stall, only to notice there is some kind of fecal monstrosity in the toilet. You then proceed to the next stall, only to see the same thing again. The process repeats endlessly, often causing several bathrooms explorations and perpetual cycles of stall infiltration, hence the term "journey". Most likely to occur in a high school, stadium, or night club bathroom.
Person 1: "I hate the bathrooms here at this stadium, no one cares enough to flush so I'm always going on a twenty minute stall journey".
Person 2: "Yeah, It's like I'm on a magical quest to find a porcelain treasure chest not filled with poo."