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A nasty skank that you wouldnt touch... but under the influence may be tempted to wordchop.
She is a swamp donkey, but i would still chop her.
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a dread head party girl who drinks vodka till the cows come home and falls over and rolls in the mud >>> ( most are called alex)
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A BadAss Ford F250 that is strong as a mule. A very powerful man that grew up in South East Texas. Not afraid of, and will serve up a good 'Ol Fashion grass sandwich and always brings a gun to a knife fight. Woman adore him and dudes want to be like him.
I think there was a Swamp Donkey here last night, my Mom made some crazy ass noises all night.
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A homewrecking hoe, sleezy trash woman with no morals....
That trash isn't nothing but a swamp donkey whore....
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a particularly ugly female.
the origin is unclear, but is a popular term among ex-pat South Africans.
'Did you have a big night out?'
'Crazy. I woke up next to a swamp donkey.'
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Noun. A woman in desperate need to be fucked. Most often found hounding the keg and handles. Characteristically of wider stature/ or have gained a wider stature (usually after peaking in the beginning of college)
Haha, look at that swamp donkey over there waiting to be slayed!
That girl is such a swamp donkey
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A swamp donkey may be described as:
- A flea and tick infested hairy beast with eyes rolling to the back of her head
- A grimey butt pirate with shooting strands of pubic hair starting from her knees and working up to the face with a cauliflower infested snatch patch
- A slam pig that walks through the bar with fecal fart-icle's following her ready to join your circle jerk
- A man-eating, cock-cannibal who violates the latest fashion fuax paus of butt cleavage.
She has a past medical history positive for herpes simplex 1 and 2, "the clap", "the clam", anal warts, syphilis, and crabs with or without "Henry IV".
Also, she has been called such names as sausage wallet, sasquatch/ yetti, chewbacca, hairy ape woman, bum ninja, colon cowgirl, uncle Fester, cousin It, and donkey lips.
For example; you know you have been picked up by a swamp donkey if when you get in her car, you have to push aside all the Arby's wrappers to sit down. Also upon an up-close inspection you notice grundle butter on her chin. She then turns to you hungry the wolf, giving you the stink eye.
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