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A taxi or cab company that is notorious for hiring dangerous drivers; making it safer to walk to your destination than to ride in the cab from that company. Death Taxis sometimes offer lower rates to counterbalance the fact that you are risking your life to an unsafe degree by getting in the car.
Leonard: Oh, there's a taxi that can take us to the mall.
Gerald: No! I've ridden with them before, and I always end up with a Death Taxi!
The act of defecating in a taxi cab.
John forgot to drop a deuce at the club, so he was forced to take a taxi dump on the ride home.
The act of parallel parking by nosing directly into the space between two parked cars, driving the front wheels up over the curb and onto the sidewalk, and then dropping them back down over the curb, back onto the street. Perfected by drivers of Checker Cabs in a hurry. Warning: This tactic only suitable for a large ghetto cruiser as it tends to trash the front suspension.
Bill's tranny wouldn't go into reverse, so he taxi parked, right in front of a cop.
When you get in your car in the summer and its scorching hot as if Satan himself was sitting in the front seat.
Should we take your car? Nah, my A/C is broke so it's gonna be like Satan's taxi.
When someone enters a taxi to find the interior coated in seamen.
“Bro I’m taking an Uber last time I used a taxi it was a waxy taxi”
The last trip you will take after your death is in a hearse, hence the expression "Last Taxi"
the Last Taxi is the hearse that takes you to your funeral
In some parts of Australia, a maggot taxi is a sheep. For those of you who are not familiar with flystrike in sheep, a bluebottle fly will lay its eggs on a vulnerable part of a sheep, that will hatch as maggots, and unceremoniously eat the poor thing alive. This is particularly common in thewarmer months of the year , especially after a patch of humid weather.
We've gotta get those maggot taxis in fore mulesing