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Teenager

1)A bag of unsteady hormones.
2)A human in the most confuse time of his/her life. From 13 to 20. When you're pushed by society to decide all sorts of things.
3)The age to make stupid things like getting incredibly hammered or high.
4)The age were your brain looses all capacity to know how to keep your bedroom tidy
5)The time to engage in the wonders of real social life.
6)The time to be anti-social towards your parents and similar adults.

"My son's so irresponsible these days! He won't make his bed, I think he's started smoking, he only cares about his friends and never thinks about he's future! he could be a doctor! Plus, I found a stack of playboy magazines under his bed the other day! An he won't talk to me!"
"Sounds to me your son has reached his teenager phase... Like you never were one!"

by wareveh March 3, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Teenager

The center of the known universe.

Teenager: Mother dear, may I take the car for the day?
Mother: No, daughter dear, you can't. I need it to pick up your sister.
Teenager: GAH! YOU ARE SO FREAKING UNFAIR I HATE YOUR GUTS YOU NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON EVER!

by Firebird23 June 6, 2013

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


teenagers

fuck off and leave us alone

fully grown: 'Eewww teenagers: wat a bunch of horny retards.'

by peAChyKitten October 5, 2010

37๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


Teenager

Some of the most annoying, stupid, insufferable people I will ever know. I know this because I'm one of them.

Gay is the only adjective they know and they go around constantly doing the stupidest things.

Of course, we aren't all like this. A select few actually have some rational thinking skills. Unfortunately, a few bad eggs spoils the batch, as the saying goes.

Teenagers are annoying.

by Chowder183 October 7, 2012

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


teenagers

The people who single handedly ruined the internet.

Thanks for fuckin' up one the greatest things on earth, stupid ass teenagers.

by OMG wtf lol pwned bitch May 3, 2006

154๐Ÿ‘ 222๐Ÿ‘Ž


Teenagers

People who(no offence to ME or any other teen)need to wake up and get an education instead of having sex all day.

Allison-I am a teenager.
Kim-Fa sho!

by Allison August 31, 2004

123๐Ÿ‘ 188๐Ÿ‘Ž


teenagers

There are about 2 types of teenagers:

1. Your clean cut "nice" teenagers. These teenagers act more like young ladies and gentlemen, have a job, are involved in some sport or hobby, get good grades, love MTV, read Seventeen magazine like it is the Bible, and their whole life is centered around that prom and getting their drivers license. They like to listen to the latest pop hits and idolize teen idols. These are the ones that are probably going to end up like successful adults.

2. Your rebellious "misunderstood" teenagers. These are the ones that are hitting the parties, having sex, being involves with drugs, drinking, pot, gangs, start a band, spend some time in juvvi, and the media makes a big deal out of them. They may appear hopeless, but they have experience the "real world" faster than the ones that are the "goody goody" prom going teenagers, which their lives center around high school and the mall. Many of them change to be successful adults as well.

Teenagers are different in many ways, but they all grow up eventually.

by kyster23 May 13, 2011

26๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž