Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone

The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking.

So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.

BLEURGH!!! Oh Jesus, BLEEEHHRRRK!!! Oh Lord, BLOOOORGH!!!! Aw Christ, HUUUUUEEEEEEERRRRGH!!!!! etc

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Shoes over telephone wires

Shoes over telephone wires signifies gang territory, a loss of a young life, a nearby drug dealer, or just kids being kids.

Don't knock on a strangers door and ask for weed, because there are shoes over telephone wires, nearby.

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talking on the great white telephone

vomitting into the toilet (usually with your arms wrapped around the bowl)

I drank so much at the party Saturday night that I spent dawn on Sunday morning talking on the great white telephone.

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talking to Ralph on the white telephone

Vomiting most profusely.

Man, after drinking that 151, I talked to Ralph on the white telephone.

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telephone ping pong

When two people spend a period of time phoning each other but missing the other's call every time.

We played telephone ping pong for two days until we finally managed to speak to each other.

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chatting down the china telephone

When drunk, being heard being sick down the toilet.

"Oh, is that Sam I can hear chatting down the china telephone?"

Praying to the Big White Telephone

It means throwing up or vomiting when on your knees, usually- to the Big White Telephone... which is the toilet, obviously.

Old Man: Don't drink too much now sonny, or you'll end up praying to the big white telephone.

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