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testicular eruption

when you have ball cancer the final stage is

Testicular eruption when your balls explode

bro, I’m suffering from stage four ball cancer

you supply’s gonna get cut off!

yeah man testicular eruption’s gonna suck ass

by testicular eruption man April 28, 2023


Testicular cancer

Testicular cancer is a art of cancer that is in your Nuts
Your balls are gonna hurt and the nut that has it will become bigger

example in a scentence

Person 1 "bro my balls hurt"
Person 2 "did you check your balls testicular cancer?"
Person 1 "no i didnt ckeck"
Person 2 "Your fricked"
Person 1(fricking dies cutely)

by lordbaguette October 26, 2022


Testicular Elephantiasis

Sometimes shortened to TE, there are two definitions of this word:

1) A medical condition where your scrotum swells to the size of a softball or basketball.

2) When you are such a boss, your balls either triple in size, or become made of wrought iron.

Dumbass: DUDE did you see Jim today?

Dude: No, what happened?

Dumbass: Dude, he was being beat up by this short ass kid, so he picked him up and dropped him on his head!

Dude: Jim's got Testicular Elephantiasis man!

Dumbass: They must be made out of wrought iron!

Dude: The fuck's wrought iron?

by cee-em-kay March 16, 2011

11πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


testicular atrophy

When a wild, macho, "man's man" gets with a woman that dominates him and, figuratively speaking, castrates him.

Tony used to love to hang out and party all night, gettin all kinds of ho's! Then he got with this domineering b****, now he's suffering from testicular atrophy.

by Jaime Choo the JUBU July 12, 2008

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Testicular Manswer

The act of some how contracting testicular cancer by watching too many Manswers episodes about penises

Josh got a bad case of Testicular Manswer after that new episode yesterday.

by MetalBoundBlast April 23, 2010

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


testicular malice

The act of malice towards another man's testicles. This explains why some animals have small balls and others have their balls inside their body.

That bitch just unleashed testicular malice on your shit man. Not cool.

by The master of testicular malice April 23, 2006

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


testicular cancer

According to the Bible, (Samuel 5:6-9) testicular cancer was one of God's many pestilences.

But after they had moved it, the LORD's hand was against that city, throwing it into a great panic. He afflicted the people of the city, both young and old, with an outbreak of tumors.
And it was so, that, after they had carried it about, the hand of the LORD was against the city with a very great destruction: and he smote the men of the city, both small and great, and they had emerods in their secret parts.

This isn't the only mention of testicular cancer: if the repeated use of 'hand' didn't tip you off; the Bible(s) is/are very repetitive

by Daughter of Set July 6, 2006

18πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž