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An honest Madrid fan who’s the face of Ronaldo FC. Often admits Messi’s the undisputed goat in his honest tweets
A: *reads peak’s tweet* My idol is finished and Messi’s the goat
B: As you can see Cristiano Peak’s tweets are very honest, he’s an honest Madrid fan.
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The maximum rate of world oil production. With the exception of a few anamolies due to unusual geology and other various factors, every oil field follows a pattern in its production where oil production increase as it's first developed, reaches a maximum point or plateaus at a lesser artifical maximum, and then declines from then onward. When this maximum production is reached on a worldwide level, that is peak oil.
The real interests of this are of course the effects decreasing oil production will have on the world economy if the mainstream is not converted to a different alternative energy infastructure beforehand. Since the world economy's infastructure is so heavily dependent on oil, the price of everything else will go up as well as oil (which will skyrocket as the price of oil has been kept at an artifical low for the last several decades by excessive supply), and the economy will come to a crashing and spectacular finish as the world is thrown into super depression and the social instability that entails. More dire predicts based on the reliance of modern agriculture on cheap oil speak of a massive dieoff as the world's food production, some claim, will no longer be able to support a world population above 4 billion.
Armed with such predictions, many peak oilists are strong advocates of alternative energy in the hopes these apocalyptic scenarios don't come to pass.
Examples:
1. Dude: Things will be like a paradise on Earth forever and ever. Nothing bad will ever happen to us ever again. Human genius can solve every problem no matter how unrealistically dire, just like TV!
Dude2: But your forgetting... PEAK OIL!
2. Unfounded optimism won't move your car.
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a dooty sexual act, when a female human spreads here vagina just wide enough for a male to squat down and poop in her beaver. i.e. as to fill an ice cream cone with ice cream. and then to use that poop as lube to bang her with.
The local lube store was closed late one tuesday evening so I decided to drop the peaking panda in my girlfriend, and she said "What, get that shit out of my vagina Greg."
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1. rare slang for breasts
2. a bizarre mystery television series
1. I saw her twin peaks yesterday.
2. I saw twin peaks yesterday.
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A character that is truly a work of art and is a masterpiece
Jay from lego ninjago is a peak character
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When one breaks beyond conventional barriers into new frontiers and reaches PEAK SEX - this task is insurmountable for most and the side effects of PEAK SEX can be extremely dangerous given when one passes through the event horizon of PEAK SEX, they will never be the same again.
Back-to-back bareback raw anal with three women over a week, in Poland - PEAK SEX
Not only was "polar peak" a location on Fortnite, but it can also be used as a term when you or a partner experience an orgasm during intercourse in the winter months.
Hey man do you know Josie?
Yeah man, I fucked her a long time ago and we both had a polar peak!
Oh damn, you guys must've had sex during the winter I take it?
Yes, Christmas Eve to be exact.