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a HOTT way of saying I love you. Insert dick into pussy and hump!
I opened my door one day, exhausted from working at McDonalds for 10 hours (dont judge) and my girlfriends sitting on the counter. We had never had sex before. She looks at me and simply says 'im ready'. Im grinned with excitement. I spread out her legs (her clothes still on) and stood in between them. I brushed my fingers through her long wavy black hair. She began frenching, so did I. I picked her up, with her legs still wrapped around my waist, and brought her into our bedroom. She stood against the wall and I held her. I began to pull down her skirt, then I unbuttoned her blouse. Every button that I did, she seemed to become more horny. Once Her Over-clothes were off, I began too work at her bra. She began to get impatient. She pushed me onto the bed and wipped off her bra and panties faster that I could say 'sexy'. I took off my clothes as well. Instead of getting ontop of me (which was what I expected), She went straight for my dick. She began sucking it and licking until it was hard. She then got up and went face to the wall, bent over, put her hands on the wall, spread her legs, and told me too come. I did as my lover requested. I got on my knees and began licking her clit I stuck my tounge into her wet pussy as far as it would go. She was moaning loudly by then. I stood up and began shoving my hard 6-inch dick into her pussy. I starting cumming and she moaned even louder. Then we got on the bed and I said "69". She understood me imediently. She Began licking my hard dick and balls, and I Stuck my warm fingers into her Pussy, then my tounge. Then I pulled her from my dick and lay on top of her. I began licking and sucking at her cold tits. By this time she was screaming "Josh, oh my gawd Josh, Harder" I began sucking her tits harder, and at the same time I put my dick into her pussy.
By the end, she was satisfied, and I was simply exhausted. We went too sleep quickly.
The next week she came downstairs and looked at me with a grin on her face. She said, "It happened, im pregnant" I hugged her with joy, and I proposed.
Then the whole thing started over again.**
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1. Hot.
2. Someone worth fucking.
4. Someone that makes you cream your pants.
Jimmy makes me wet. He is the sex.
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Best damn activity out there.
Levels of Satisfaction:
(Level 1)
*inadequate pleasure for woman, humiliation for man*
0 + <=8 = :-/
(Level 2)
*satisfaction for woman, yet, more satisfaction for man*
0 + <===8 = :-)
(Level 3)
*Unexplicable pleasure for woman, great pride for man*
0 + <========8 = :-D
"I'm bored"
"Me too"
"Let's have sex"
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sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you dont multiply!
Dude 1: I looooooove math!
Dude 2: No shit so do I dude!
Math geek 1 (wispers to another math geek): I thought they hated math...their always complaining about the homework...
Other math geek: (nods in agreement)We're the real math lovers.
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The best thing in the entire world.
I step into my bedroom. "This is it"I say, lying down. "Cool" my friend answers. I can see his muscles showing through his abercrombie shirt. I start breathing a little faster as he walks towards me. "So" he asks. He starts to pull off his shirt and shows me his muscles. He then pulls off his pants, just leaving on his boxers. I watch as he slowly un zips my jeans and throw them on the floor. "What are you doing?" I ask him. "You'll see". I then open my mouth gaping in awe as he takes off his boxers. Before me is the biggest cock I've ever seen. 12 inches around and 4 wide. I then take it in to my mouth, sucking hungrily.
He then pulls of my shirt but has trouble with the bra so I direct his hands how to untie it. I then pull of my underwear and we get under the covers. We have sex there. He slides his dick in and out,in and out. It feels good but he was just shallow fucking me. I then whisper in his ear " I know you can go deeper,harder, and faster." He then started ramming his cock in to my pussy and we fell asleep doing that.
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What two people tend to do when they get naked together
Chad : Didn't see you around this weekend where were you at?
Kiersten : I played softball, basketball, volleyball, tennis , ran a marathon, had Sex with my boyfriend Jake and sucked his cock all weekend!
Chad : Well aren't you just the Sporty little girl!
Kiersten : No kidding I need to take a break from all this work see ya tomorrow!
Chad : Fuck You Bitch!
Kiersten : Your just jealous cause I have amazing Sex with my new boyfriend!
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A wonderful time in which a naked women strips down and rubs her body against a naked man's, the man will get horny and get an erection then the women lays down, bends over, lays on a table, sits on the man, bends backward or leans against a wall and the man proceeds to push his erecton into the female's vagina continuously, causing her immense pleasure. She begins to moan and screem until the man and women reach orgasm wich in which the man ejaculates and the chick fuckin screams with PLESA!
When they had sex they had a good time
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