JFK burger is a sexual act involving a person shooting a nerf bullet at someone’s head and proceeding to shove a burger in their mouth and rectum (Or Vagina) while also shoving the burger further in the hole of choice while also shooting them with nerf bullets the whole time.
“Bro when I JFK burger’d my wife she divorced me! It was worth it!”
When you K Hole in the back of a car
The magic bullet put me in a JFK-Hole
The moment America went down the drain
The JFK Assasination was the moment America went down the drain
a good man with a shit attitude and a shit personality
Person 1: “yooo is that comrade jfk?”
Comrade jfk: “fuck you.”
When you haven't been feeling the pot, and you close your eyes and get hit by all of it at once.
Person A: Hey man, I'm not really feeling this shit.
Person B: Oh, yeah?
Person A: Yeah, man. *closes eyes and leans back* Bro... I just felt it all at once.
Person B: Oh, sick, you're having a JFK!
The nut jfk did in his mothers g-string
He then chucked the g-string into jacks pillow case and soon forgot about
Man’s about to buss out still mush
Yo did you here about jfks lost nut
Yeah I heard jack fucked his pillow last night
Kinda mad yk
Guy #1: Have you seen Chris Falcone's bowling GMC at jfk high school?
Guy #2: Nah, but im sure we won!