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It is when you put a layer of toilet paper in the toilet water before going poop, to catch a turd and prevent a Posidon’s kiss.
Ever since I’ve began using the Poseidon’s net, I’ve greatly reduced getting wet ass from Poseidon’s kiss.
The net inside a bathing suit that contains your balls
Man, I wana go swimming but my bathing suit doesnt have a ball net, and I'm not trying to hang brain at the party.
the pubic hair surrounding the 'bung hole' or anus. commonly used to catch accidential 'cargo' in a net like fation. thre is a diffrence between a dingleberry and 'cargo' in that a dingle berry can break loose at any given movement and a peice of 'cargo' is firmly supported.
i frequently use my brothers toothbrush to free any unwanted 'stragglers'
Some say he is just an urban myth others say he hides in the shadows and appears when you least expect it, but one thing is for sure, every Recruitment Consultant in the industry fears .NET Baz.
.NET Baz came to prominence recruiting ICT .NET Development professionals in the Sydney area, he soon became widely recognised as an absolute recruitment and sales weapon and his name is well known amongst both the .NET and recruitment community.
His weapon of choice is the '.NET Drum' and recent sigtings have seen him mooching around the Streets of Sydney sporting a sharp suit and holding a handful of savage CVs.
If you need a .NET Developer look no further than .NET Baz
Known Facts: Arch Nemesis - .NET Dorbin
Identity: Recent rumours originating in the Indian .NET community say his true identity is 'Blake Barry' an Irish migrant who fell into recruitment by accident and took the IT world by storm.
'Are you recruiting?'
'Pardon?! Don't be silly we only use .NET BAZ!!'
In sports, the ability only to see the other players on the field/ice, and not the net into which you are supposed to attempt to score.
"God damnit!, Tim Connoly's got another bout of net blindness. He tried that impossible pass instead of shooting the fucking puck!"
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(1) Something that Betty (Master Pain), from the movie Kung Pow: Fists of Fury, uses to stop the Chosen One. It is a small net made of rope, just big enough to fit over a persons head.
(2) A death sentence
(3) Sure-fire way to stop your enemy in a fight.
(4) A net, that is tiny.
Subordinate: "Betty, that tiny net was sure-fire!"
Master Pain: "Yes...the Tiny Net is a death sentence...you see it is a NET, and it is TINY. Ha, HA. Ha, HA!"
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A man or woman that will try and pick up your spouse or partner by way of the internet. Also they will use other forms of technology to do this. The sms or text message is one of their preferred methods also. This usually happens behind ones back. Also this is predominantly a male thing, nothing can be done about it, confronting ones partner or spouse and accusing them of flirting with these people will backfire and you will be the bad guy. They are extremely good at manipulation and usually have a few women/men on the go at once. Beware frequent IRC and Messenger sessions.
"im sick of these fucking net vultures tuning you"
"if that net vulture chats you up again ill kick his fucking ass" (this is a hard one to pull off, these people work behind a monitor thats why its so easy for them to feel no remorse whatsoever by picking up your partner. Although it is easy to kick a net vultures ass if you get the chance, they are usually low self esteemed geeks that cant pick up women in the real world.
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