One who sneaks cock across the border of two countries in order to avoid paying taxes on said cock. Usually through posterior means.
Mikayla brought 150 cocks into this country illegally, she's a cock smuggler
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A person who smuggles Moomins.
John is a f**king Moomin-Smuggler
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Someone who is adept at hiding a cock in his anal cavity, as if to smuggle it across a guarded border undetected.
You greasy faggot! If I had a cock full of drugs coming in from Colombia, I'd use your ass to get it into the country, you dick smuggler!
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Definition: A tight piece of clothing for the lower body (usually a speedo) that clearly displays the male genetalia.
Derivation: From the stealing of vintage grapes in the vinyards of France. Theives would steal grapes in their pockets.
That dirty shitehawk with the Skank ho bitch whore is wearing grape-smugglers.
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A sexual maneuver requiring the insertion of a man's nose into a woman's gaping rectum after anal sex.
I finally got Melissa to let me bang her up the ass, then I found smuggler's notch.
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One who surreptitiously fondles another's testicles while they are sleeping.
Huh?! Dude, get your hands off me you tot-smuggler!
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