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Noun: a conservative with very libertarian leanings.
Verb: to politely announce that you're leaving a group, when you could have just left the group and not said anything.
"Y'all better stop making fun of me, or I'll have to Grant Wilson myself."
Extremely talented multi-instrumentalist, vocalist, lyricist, and producer. Most noted for beginning Porcupine Tree; one of the best Prog bands ever and one of the few to rival the likes of Tool or Dream Theater. Has done multiple side projects with other noteable musicians such as Mikael Akerfeldt and Tim Bowness. Quite alot of his songs sound like they are about rape, but they definitely aren't ear-rape.
Dude:Did you hear Kanye West killed himself?
Lebowski: No way! Why?
Dude: He heard a Porcupine Tree Track.
Lebowski: Ahh... makes sense.
Dude1: Man... Steven Wilson has more talent in his beard than all Pop musicians combined.
Dude2: Steven Wilson doesn't have a beard.
Dude1: Exactly.
An obvious pedophile music producer. He produces children's music videos. He portrays little girls as sexual objects. His music videos always have sexual tones. Children should not be allowed around him.
As a serial child rapist was being sentence by the judge, the judge exclaimed "You are worse than Patrice Wilson"
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The teacher Jessica slept with after failing chemistry.
"Jessica, did you sleep with your goddamn teacher?"
"What?"
"Did you SLEEP with your teacher?"
"Mr. Wilson?"
"Mr. Wilson."
"No, I didn't!"
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One who has a natural dumb luck that bails them out of any situation, regardless of severity.
A person who gets through life on pure luck and chance but think they have a 'gift'
When you get beaten by that guy who called your all-in with pocket aces pre-flop with a 3-5 off suit who then makes a straight on the flop. That guy has performed a 'Lucky Wilson'
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1.
(adj)
Literal Perfection
2.
(noun)
YOTTA CHAD
3.
(verb)
To accomplish a number great things with utter precision and dominance
GIGA CHAD: See dat flawless being over there? He is blinding everyone with his beautifulness to a point that they are evaporating.
GOD: Oh, that's Wilson Liang. I owe him money.
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