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Some times called a Hanukhah, a Jew Candle is an 8 tiered candle holder. More properly known as a menorah.
"That guy has a huge ass Hanukkah on his lawn."
"A what?"
"A Hanukkah... you know, a jew candle."
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A home made candle where you drop small turds into the hot wax before it hardens, then give as a gift to someone deserving. Pubes have been suggested as additions to the Turd Candle. It is assumed the receiver will mistake the turds for fruit.
Turd Candles are especially appropriate for virgin friends, who are the only males who ever need candles and are expected to want to "set the mood" for a "special occasion".
That douchebag is getting a "Turd Candle"
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A group of people dropping hot wax on their nipples.
"When I said 'Candle Party', i didn't mean that's where the candle goes!"
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playing with one's nipple (with two fingers) till it becomes erect,
like putting out a candle with the fingers and the wick becomes hard. thats candle wicking.
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when one deficates in someone's gas tank in order to get revenge or as a prank.
hey man someone is about to cheese candle your car!
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a sex position in which typically the male is standing with the female's legs around his shoulders while eating her out.
we tried out candle wick last night bro it was so good
you guys should try the candle wick position to spice things up
An attribute which begins to burn immediately at first impression as the viewer becomes increasingly aware the subject is indeed NOT attractive to look at.
Typically, as a romance wanes the candle burns faster.
The beauty candle for some women burns rather rapidly; almost a flare, really.
For others the beauty candle burns slow, taking hours, days or even years to realize "Hmm... She's kinda weird looking. Not pretty at all. What was I thinking"