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The Sektrofiyaxin curse is quite possibly the worst curse you can possibly be infected with. Once infected, you will see a cascading effect of horrible things happen in your life.
You have now been infected with the Sektrofiyaxin curse. I wouldn’t want to be you.
Having such a large set of testicles that you regularly sit on them.
Did you see that pair on the guy in the kilt? Those things are so big, must be the Scottish curse ...
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The given name to the effect that moving to Asheville, NC has on any unknowing individual. It completely reverses high hopes and aspirations into a complete and total acceptance of mediocrity. The unknowing victim is completely ok with this transformation
Only those who have moved away understand its effects and become immune to the curse.
I had a 3.5 GPA in high school and acceptance to college, but I think working at Office Max for the rest of my life is fine with me. I have succumbed to the Asheville Curse.
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The negative alternative to a birthday. Commonly, Curse Days are wrought with difficulties and oftentimes overlooked or forgotten by family and friends in favour of other people's birthdays or other festive observances. Curse Days generally leave the "celebrator" literally cursing the day they were born.
Roger had his 31st Curse Day last Tuesday. To celebrate, his friends went out to the bar and forgot to invite him.
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A phenomenon where a generation of humans makes the same crippling decisions as the generation before them. Examples include: 1) having kids, because your parents, aunts, uncles and most everyone else in your family had them, most likely at an early age, thus minimizing their chance to live a life they actually wanted and now are living a life to serve their offspring. And your parents are pressuring you for grandchildren, even though you are barely making ends meet for yourself, what with working full time and being a full-time student.
2) Not saving for a retirement, rainy day, etc. Instead, you spend your money on a new pair of shoes every month, clothes, Amazon, eBay, and thinking paying $2600 for a one bedroom apartment for the rest of your life is OK. When you find yourself unemployed and broke, you lame everyone but yourself.
Sean just can't stop having kids. 28 years old and already he has 4 kids with 3 different women. This generational curse is going to leave him just like his dad: living paycheck to paycheck, making just enough to get by, trying to feed a small army of his offspring.
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The reason why you have to be nice to jews, or they will give it to you.
Oh Shit son that greedy-ass jew just gave me the sheeny curse!
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Whenever someone texts someone else the nerd emoji three times, that person who received the text, will get a text from Rowan that shows several emojis on how he will haunt/murder the victim.
Dude.. I just got 3 nerd emojis sent to me!
Are you serious? Thats the Aldrigian curse!