Figure Outerer

A person who figures things out

I figured it out, therefore I am a figure outerer.

Dick Figures

An Epic Internet Flash Cartoon Masterpiece!

About 2 Stick Figures. The Blue one is the straight man and the Red one is the oddball who likes to fart, drink, and party all the time. The first episode was hilarious. And that's what made 6 Year Old me check this show out.

The episodes are hilariously random, which makes it perfect for a web cartoon. One episode even had a reference to Rage Comics.

Person 1: Do you remember Dick Figures?

Person 2: Oh hell yeah! That shit was the peak of internet cartoons.

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Figure It Out

To Figure It Out is to FIGURE IT OUT SON! When you don't put forth common sense or just act stupid; you are told by the teacher to FIGURE IT OUT. Then you don't respond and get busy trying to FIGURE IT OUT SON!

Student 1: I Don't know what do do.
Marx: FIGURE IT OUT SON!
Student 1: <tries to figure it out!>

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no father figure

its mean your dad left you

You have no father figure.

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figured it out

When an individual transitions from average looking to respectfully attractive within the span of a year.

Guy 1: "Did you see Natalie today? She really figured it out!
Guy 2: "I know! When did she get so hot?

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Figurative language

Funny words which mean you're saying something you don't literally mean.

English teachers like to give you nice terms like "Figurative language". It's just useless new names for things you already know.

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