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Grandma Thunder

1/3 Red Bull. 1/3 Grapefruit juice. 1/3 Dark rum.

Serve in highball glass with large ice cube.

"Why do they call it grandma thunder?"

"I have no idea. It tastes really good though."

by itsMOOPY April 5, 2010


grandma time

A term used to describe Chuck Schuldiner's time with his grandma. (incase you didnt know, he really loved his family)
same as below, but the term originated with Chuck.

Fan: OMG its chuck schuldiner
Chuck: *stabs fan with bc rich stealth
Chuck: DONT INTERRUPT MY GRANDMA TIME!! Now if i remember correctly we were going for crumpets and tea, weren't we?

by babyrapercorpseeaterbloodcum_0 March 8, 2009


Grandma's Purse

A strong and slightly unpleasant smelling variety of Marijuana, so called because it resembles the musty smell of an old persons home. Sometimes referred to as granddads wallet.

Man dat grandma's purse you got is some dank shit but i aint payin $30 for a teen!

by sgt leon December 8, 2009


Grandma's Scissors

When two geriatric lesbians scissor with each other to a climactic release. Generally requires lubricant due to Desert Twat conditions.

Carla enjoyed working at the local assisted living facility until she walked in on a hot and heavy session of Grandma's Scissors down the east wing. The sound, smell and the sight of their slapping wrinkled skin was just too much.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2015


Grandma's moustache

The act of pulling down your pants and underwear to expose roughly the top inch of your pubic hair.

Pull your pants up, dude! I can see your grandma's moustache!

by monkeybrainss December 17, 2009


Grandma's Saucer

The anal orifice of an old woman.

My grandpa loves to poke his boney finger in my grandma's saucer.

by Eaton Holgoode September 26, 2015


grandmas kisses

the greatest and funniest edit of Spongebob
Squarepants in the world. if you do not see it you will live the rest of your life in shame and dishonor

"I gotta boner!"
"Grandmas Asscheeks"
"My wang is as hard as a prosthetic leg."
"Grandmas kisses"

by Lolaws December 10, 2008

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