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The name of a BITCH ASS who is a big ass player and will no doubt break your heart faster than you can say "ow". If your name is lachlan, you've probably broken some girls hearts.
friend: I met this cute boy but his name is lachlan :/
me: HE ISNT WORTH IT FUCK HIM BRO ALL LACHLANS ARE PLAYERS
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Lachlan is a rectangle, he is seen in kindergarten books like 'the big mean rectangle man' (he is a paedophile). Lachlan plays a very gay game called division 2. He is a gamer and brings his mouse pad too school like a fucking idiot. At lunch he chases kids. Lachlan attempts at selling little kids genitals on the black market. Lachlan is actually featured on Mr. Maker as the big red rectangle.
When I went to school I was chased by lachlan
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His origins go way far back...
Born in a poor beaver family with half human half beaver DNA, he grew up learning that one day he will learn how to master his Frontal Teeth and defeat the Fire Nation... Some people believe that his teeth was able to carve the rock from the backside of a large Mountain. This boy will soon grow up and become the most retarted person on earth...
Even though he saved everybody's lives...
dude that story was deep, like Lachlan Haines deep... *Yoinks*
where are you scooby doo
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Get soaked hard af by white horse cock 🗿
Bro Liana must be wrecked, I heard she got the dirty Lachlan.
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A comedic YouTuber with incredible hair. He looks like Ruel but wears his jeans rolled up at different heights.
And don’t forget what you don’t know, you can’t ever try, what you never knew - Lachlan Fairbairn