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Generally, an awesome person and the girl next door every guy wishes he had. She can be funny and possess one of the best laughs you will ever hear. Marias typically have light brown skin (although they may tell you they are pale), juicy kidneys, and have been spotted with abnormally long middle toe fingers and a unibrow.
A Maria has a contagious smile. When speaking to a Maria, it is hard not to smile, which may confuse her and result in a comical face that will undoubtedly make you laugh.
A Maria is typically feisty. It is not uncommon for her to punch people at work/school. If she punches you, it is a sign of affection - just punch her back. A Maria mostly avoids showing affection by more common means; however, an intoxicated Maria could demand your close presence and even pet your arm.
A Maria may tell you she gets clingy clingy when drunk and doesn’t like the vulnerable way she feels in this state. This further emphasizes her girl next door persona, as the innocence required to tell that to a guy and expect him to not immediately leave to buy a bottle of her favorite tequila is impressive.
It is common for a Maria to listen to salsa music at very loud volumes shortly after waking. This can cause strain on close relationships. Her smile may ease this pain, but is likely not sufficient.
Losing a Maria would be a harsh reality and it should be avoided. If you can get her to hold your hand you should never let go, use handcuffs if necessary.
Man, I'm so glad Maria went out with us, she was awesome! BTW, What happened to my shoes?
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goregous babe who will one day end up with a dude named charlie. she awlays gets guys with the finest abs. and always ends up with the bestfriend with an unusual name.
dude 1: man i wish i had a maria.
dude 2: charlie, you deserve a maria
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She’s really has the thing
She is gorgeous, beautiful and intimidating.
Her eyes hypnosis everybody boy, girl even transgenders.
She is not FAKE. And usually likes a guy named Max.( btw he’s super cute and awesome)
She’s very very clever, she knows everything.
He’s perfect
Every boy wants to marry her or to be with her.
She’s superrrrr hot.
She is really talented, and she will marry Max.
Definition of word Maria
The most beautiful girl in the hole world.
Maria is my life.
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Name given to girls who love to have fun.Maria loves to chat with friends and makes evereyone happy.Shes very creative and artistic.no one else is like her and having her as your friend will be the best thing you'll ever have.And she's always cute.
GirlFriendCutieFunnyCreativeMaria
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A girl that is not too tall or short. She is probably from somewhere in the south like Colombia, Argentina or Mexico. She loves art and probably likes sports like volleyball . She usually get´s good grades and her teachers like her. Sometimes, she ,might get in some trouble because of standing up in what she believes is right.
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Maria is a special girl with a great personality in other worlds she is a keeper who will do anything for her friends and family plus she is a total goofball and if you have one in your life protect her and don't leave her no matter what
Oh look it's Maria
I know she is the best!
The most beautiful girl in the world. the term "greatest" doesn't even describe her enough because she is beyond it. she has the beauty and the brains. the nicest, the sweetest, also funny and kind. There is no one else in the world like her. Shes truly 1 in 8 billion. She deserves the best. <3
maria is the prettiest girl in the world.
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