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Someone is really pushing their luck, they already did something amazing and now they're trying to do something equally amazing.
"Gary just got a promotion and now he wants to take the day off?" " Damn gary's trying to meet the mayor twice."
Spanish for I like them (girls) older
a mi me gustan mayores
Where he keeps his prized window licker, matthew
Mayor Wrights wet bed is very bloody today
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Possibly the most unfortunate and gayest name EVER
Peasant 1 - Why Good Day Mayor Pussyface
Mayor Pussyface - Good day commoner
Peasant 2 - My, my, dont you have a terribly unfortunate name Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville
Mayor Pussyface - Why indeed i do, thank you for bringing this to my attention
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he uses the word jawn, because hes a DAYYUUUMM black guy.
Hey do you think Philadelphia is full of coons? Hell yeah, ever since mayor michael nutter took over and was all like YOOO im Ben Carson before Ben carson, Carsception mother fuckers.
A title self-declared by Tiffany Henyard to describe her successful term as mayor of the suburban village of Dolton, Illinois.
"My water bill is too high and my small business is sinking" - helpless civilian
"Don't Worry, I, your Super Mayor, will lower future bills and keep small businesses afloat!" - Tiffany Henyard
To miss a person real or fictional
"I miss them so much I'm singing a duet with the mayor!"