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when a girl has noticeably tiny nipples or boobs
dude!, brendans girlfriend has mosquito tittys, i feel bad for that bitch!
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When a man cums in a woman's ass then drinks it out with a straw.
I gave Lucy a White Mosquito last night!
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Rose: Did you know that Kiti is from Mosquito Hell?
Linh: You mean Finland?
Rose: Yes.
One who flies from relationship to relationship sucking all the drama he/she can.
That girl Chelsea just won't break up with that jerk. I think she just like the drama. God, she's such a drama-mosquito!
it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicle that you realize that there is a way to solve problems without violence
man one: bro i just hit my balls trying to get a mosquito testicle
man two: it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicle that you realize that there is a way to solve problems without violence
A man who both bites down and slobbers during oral sex. The name, "Mister Mosquito," is only accurate if the person who calls someone, "Mister Mosquito," is the one who received oral sex had an awful time.
Don't let Brian suck your dick, broh, he is a total Mister Mosquito.