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When a man cums in a woman's ass then drinks it out with a straw.
I gave Lucy a White Mosquito last night!
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when a girl has noticeably tiny nipples or boobs
dude!, brendans girlfriend has mosquito tittys, i feel bad for that bitch!
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When fucking a girl, the male bangs himself against a part of her body (not a hole) until a hole forms. The man then has sex with that.
I dry humped my girlfriend so hard that I accidently performed a hungry mosquito on her.
When she can't throat it all so she just kisses it
"That guy was so long I had to mosquito suck him"
Similar to the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net is a device worn by women on the breast. However, unlike the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net serves no conceivable purpose, as it is placed on top of small breasts (mosquito bites) and thus has nothing to hold up.
Bob: Dude, my girlfriend left her over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder at my house yesterday!
Dan: My girlfriend did that once, but that mosquito net fit right in my shirt pocket.
Bob: Why do they even make those?
Dan: To make my life harder.
it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicle that you realize that there is a way to solve problems without violence
man one: bro i just hit my balls trying to get a mosquito testicle
man two: it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicle that you realize that there is a way to solve problems without violence