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courthouse wedding

A wedding that is often without a large ceremony, if any, and held inside a courthouse. Usually done when both people are poor. This amounts to both parties just signing the marriage documents.

"Jill and I are having a courthouse wedding because we're poor."

by Dioxylin July 12, 2017


Wedding Mouse

A tampon that was thrown across the room in a fit of passion during one's wedding night only to be found a year (or more) later and mistaken for the decaying corpse of a mouse.

Uncle Smelly jumped at the sight of the wedding mouse in terror, only realizing it was their own.

by kaielforawhile March 25, 2021


Wedding guy

wedding guys a group of single guys who attend a wedding just looking for a good time

Dave the wedding guys are moving near your sister.

by Lew2016 October 24, 2016


Indian Wedding

Describes hot weather or a warm stagnant room.

"Whoa, it's a real Indian Wedding in here." - sweaty guy.

by J.J. Abraham October 15, 2014


Web-Wed

When two (teen) girls get married to each other on Facebook because they're best friends.
OR
When a girl marries her guy friend on Facebook when they're not in a real relationship (and she wants to friend zone him.)

Kid- Yo is Amy a lesbian?? It says she's married to another girl on Facebook!

Friend- Nah man, they're just web-wed

by LanaDelJane November 26, 2013


Wedding Envy

When a chick tells a guy she loves him, but the truth is her best friend(s) are getting married and she feels left out.

John: "But you said you loved me."
Suzy: "It was just a period of wedding envy, now go away."

by mr. magoo knows things November 25, 2009


The Wedding Ring.

To clean out your foreskin and throw the nasty in a girls mouth.

Hey man that girl likes when i give her the wedding ring.

by DeLarsh January 15, 2009