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Tiffany: When Bob rotated his x-box, it was like totally an xbox 360.
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Xbox Live is a device created by Microsoft to set back man's evolution; making him angry, competitive, and hormonal. This substance, or "drug" causes mood swings depending on the win/lose ratio of the individual playing. Xbox Live is also very addictive. No matter how angry the individual becomes, they will always come crawling back.
Xbox Live is also becoming the new "E-Harmony" or "Match.com".
1. "Another suicide sir."
"What is it this time?"
"Poor bastard ODed on Xbox Live and shot up his apartment and himself"
2. "Xbox Live offers 9 dimensions of compatability!"
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A young person that bangs peoples mothers online.
My mom got banged by an xbox kid.
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The specially designed cardboard box sent by Microsoft when your Xbox 360 breaks, usually from the Red Ring of Death.
Note: You have to request this or they will only send you a sticker.
Shit, I got the red ring... Now I have to call Microsoft and get them to send me a damn Xbox Coffin.
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A wanna-be badass who hides his pussified-self behind his console, untimately aquiring super powers from their xbox, which allows them to kick anyones ass, any where and any time. But in reality would run, tail between his legs to his mommy if he ever met any of the people that he mouths off to.
Sound the alarm, we have ourselve an xbox toughguy!! Hey there Devin97 put your mommy on the mic so i can tell her to send you to bed with no dinner and beat your little ass till it bleeds.
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microsoft's new house heater
damn this is a cold winter, glad i got my xbox 360 to keep me warm
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Online gaming and communication service available to gamers on the Xbox and Xbox 360 game consoles. With the exception of maybe 4chan, it is also one of the best places to meet immature and racist people. 90% of Xbox Live users are 11 years old, despite the fact that 90% of them are playing M rated games, making one wonder the reason for a content rating system at all. Also available is a rating service to rate other players through "reputation", the main purpose of which is to give those players better than you negative rep for being "Unsporting" (i.e., they just kicked your ass)
Direct quotes from users in multiplayer game lobbies on Xbox Live:
"Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger (repeating)"
"Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis (repeating)"
"Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you (repeating)"
Person 1: "You guys all suck I'm gonna fuck you guys up you have no idea how bad I'm gonna fuck you up I fucked your mother lolololol"
Person 2: *Kills Person 1 with minimal effort*
Person 1:"OMG you're cheating!!!!" *quits match early, gives person 2 negative rep*
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