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importent

What misunderstood importance makes of its followners.

It's not nice to be importent, because it's more important to be nice.

by phrasardeur May 3, 2018


Very Important Poo (VIP)

The first stool you pass in the morning, that determines how good your going it feel that day.

β€œMy Very Important Poo (VIP) didn’t go to plan this morning and now I’m going to feel frustrated all day.”

by Hopeful of Hackney March 21, 2024


rank-of-importance

Arrangement of several issues, tools, people, depending on what share of usefulness each will take if prioritized on a particular period of time.

Let me use the rank-of-importance to sort out old customer orders before the new ones arrive.

by Walkoment October 31, 2020


important

eating

bhavesh is importanting

by curryboi69 April 24, 2021


The Most Important question

Milk Before cereal or cereal before milk.

The most important question Is Milk Before cereal or cereal before milk. Its obviously cereal before milk.

by .Imp May 26, 2021


Important story

Yeah, that's why I told it for free.

Hym "It's a very important story. So important that it's not inconceivable that the person that told it should be compensated. I would also likeπŸ‘‡ this

Guy 1------------------------Guy2
Whatever the hell that ☝️ is... I feel like this has become more about proving that your thing works than it is about me getting that ☝️☝️☝️ and money for idea. You can give me both of those things. Now even. It would take 0 second and wouldn't only be what I deserve BUT I would solve all of my primary problems. Which you think is some existential concern... It's actually pressure in my Goddamn cranium that remains undiagnosed by the 5 separate doctors (including a neurologist and an ENT). If I had the money I could get this fixed because I know that it is the result of a bacterial infection due to missing filling causing the lymph nodes on the right half of my face to swell. I'm sure you're thing works perfectly fine. Maybe I'll try it after. Maybe I'll die from my looming health concerns before I get the chance. Who knows. The future is a mystery. BUT we could make the future a certainty (for me at least) by doing the thing that I want. Starting with this πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

Guy1-------------------------Guy2
Followed by πŸ‘‰ πŸ’° πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ‘ˆ It's that easy."

by Hym Iam June 2, 2022


German import

Someone who looks german and typically denies the accusations

James had blonde hair and blue eyes but gets pissed when Logan calls him a German Import

by ttykhd August 2, 2024