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one time

when you only did it once and for some reason it get's stuck with you forever

1: look! it's floor cheese! (diary of a wimpy kid reference)
2: you touch the cheese once. ONE TIME!!!

this one is not mine:
Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.

Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.

Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...

Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?

Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...

by UncleRody April 11, 2022


One time

To spark someone out, or one shot them

God damn Mike Tyson one timed that guy, he ain't getting back ip

by Yeefkeeg November 19, 2022


One time

Canadian slang for "Bye", "Take care", etc. more specifically used in the city of Ottawa. It can be used in various contexts, whether you're leaving a place, ending a conversation, or saying farewell to someone who is departing.

Could be shortened to just, "One".
Also written on text sometimes as, "1t".

1: "I'ma head out, bro, one time, fam"

2: "Alright, one time, holla at me"

by backagainstthewall August 10, 2024


One time

South Central Los Angeles in the late 80s when the police would pull onto the street in the projects, the young gangster lookouts would holler out "one time" or "two times" or more etc. depending on how many patrol cars were coming down the street. One time meant a single unit on routine patrol. Two times or more meant a bust was coming.

Whistle out...one time coming!

by 10-15 June 3, 2022


One time

Cops. Police. Benny Blanco. Pigs. Fuzz. Twelve. Task. Rollers. Knockos/Narcos. Jake. Grass.

I was always told it came from the fact that it only takes one time for the cops to pull you over and f*** your life up with a case; however, popular opinion claims that it comes from the fact that glancing at cops one time can get you blurred.

"In my ash tray is always a roach /
Hit that left lane incase one time approach../" - Brotha Lynch Hung - Refuze 2 Lose

by g-wiz-916 April 19, 2021


That One Time When Opposingfork Did A Thing

So one time i tought deeply about That One Time When Opposingfork Did A Thing so i really tought but i forgot about what he did, so i went to the supermarket to buy local syrian produce. Sadly i didint find anything remotely resembling opposingfork heritage so i think fork did a thing but i cant really remember what he did.

Player 1: half life is crazy u gotta try it!
Dako: That One Time When Opposingfork Did A Thing
Player 2: interesting take on an alternate history dakor maybe you can elaborate on opposingfork's agricultural policies during that time

by Dako123 August 11, 2024


hit it for the one time

when you are recording someone and hope that they will repeat what they just did when you weren't recording

"CMON HIT IT FOR THE ONE TIME HIT IT FOR THE ONE TIME"

by BBB8BB88B September 5, 2021