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Similar to the ancient Chinese slow form of torture, except more acknowledging that shagging 1000 gineys will both invariably take considerable time and leave the consumer with an array of diseases that will almost certainly lead to death. What a way to go though.
Babs: ‘What do you think would be the most cruel and unusual form of torture to use on Elton John?’
BD: ‘death by a thousand cunts would be nightmare fuel for that old crafty, surely?’
Babs: ‘cunts as in vaginas?’
BD: ‘Jesus Christ Babs, you schwantz. Yes, ‘cunts’ as in vaginas. What the fuck is wrong with you?’
The poop that never comes off your ass
I have benn plagued by the curse of a thousand wipes
A Thousand Year Poop occurs when you think to yourself, "Golly, it feels like I haven't pooped in a thousand years!"
*And then you proceed to poop for a thousand years*
Jeffbro: Duderino Willies, I pooped so long the sky went from light to dark!
Dudewillis: Sounds like a Thousand Year Poop to me, Jeffrey Bruthers!
To stare deeply into a computer monitor during web development.
After staring at this HTML for hours and hours, I have developed a thousand mile gare.
A common turn of phrase, often used to describe a wonderful tale. Strange in facts but somehow still appealing. An entertaining story, that is only entertaining due to the person telling. Perhaps you'll even learn a deeper meaning due to its ludicrousness.
Wow, forget all of those gramar inconsistencies, this writing is amazing. It's so full of soul and a thousand comas.
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The 2009 swine flu outbreak, which many predict marks the end of the human race as we know it. Certainly a valid cause for widespread panic. At least until 2012 rolls around...
Y2K got nothin' on Two Thousand and Swine! The apocalypse is once again upon us!
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When something hurts so bad, physically or emotionally, it's like being impaled by a thousand swords.
Often times affiliated with Might of Many Kings (physical), and Heart of Many Swellows(Emotional).
It was going to be so cool when I jumped over the roof, but I missed and fell two stories. It hurt like the pain of a thousand swords.
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