Tits

1. Hot boobs, referred to by guys

2. A bird

3. You are really sick for looking this up

Nature Nerd: Hey dude! lookat those tits!
Guy: Where? I dont see any chics!
NatureNerd: Not chicks! Tits! Those birds over there! Gosh!
Guy: OH

Tit

A typo, when you mean it.

I accidentally hit the t key, so I wrote tit.

tit

1. noun - one of two sexy lumps placed over a woman's ribcage which babies drink milk from and men practice drinking milk from.
2. noun - one of two gross lumps placed over a man's rib cage, most commonly made of excess fat from the extra twinkies that WERE hanging around the house.
3. adjective - alternate meaning for Ozzy Ozbourne's favourite way of describing someone "boob".
4. noun - alternate word for this.

1. Baby: "Mama!"
Man: "Oh baby, let me suck on your big tits!"
Woman: "Oh my god, look at her tits, they are so big!"
2. Baby: "Mama!"
Man: "Dude check out that guys man tits!"
Woman: "Ew, his tits are bigger than mine!"
3. Ozzy: "Yo' such a f*ckin' boob, mate!"
4. Anyone: "Yeah well, like they say 'tit for tat'."

titted on

To be so defiled that to be titted on is the only thing in the world that is worse than being shit on.

I shit on that kid in cod4 so bad i think i titted on him.

That's not the tits

When something isn't good or sucks. It's the opposite of "That's the tits"

Dooey: "My car broke down while I was going 75mph down the freeway dude"
Friend: "That's not the tits"

tits

100 round drum mag

gang member: "i just copped sum tits for my choppa!"
gang member 2: "lets go slide on dem opposites!"

tits

Black tar heroin (commonly used in prisons)

Example inmate 1: I NEED TITS !!!

inmate 2: calm down, i got em