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The reminance of unused butter that has been scaped off the knife and resides on the rim of the butter tub
Me: We've run out of butter
Gf: Have you used the crumb butter?
Me: No, im not homeless
A belly covered in crumbs from sloppily eating chips, or any crumb generating food.
Hey hun, clean off that crumb belly you look like a bum!
also known as Arse dandruff and Poo-flakes
small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.
Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some butt crumbs on the toilet seat.
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crumbs left in the bed after intercourse, dried up lube left in the form of little crumblie bits in the bed.
after a long hard night a boning and many tubes of KY later, there were loads of sex crumbs in the bed.
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The detritus-like substance found on a man's hands after he scratches his scrotum.
Don't scratch your balls then touch my face.. you'll get ball-crumbs all over me
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The dry, flaky, smelly cheese-like smegma clinging to a filthy unwashed dick.
Obamanique went to give her daddyo a quick nosh. When her tongue licked his bell-end she found it covered in quiche crumbs. Delicious!
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When women eat food and bits of food falls into their cleavage.
Whoops… I accidentally dropped some rice crackers down my cleavage.
Ohh… you mean you got some boobie crumbs.
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