Maurice: "What were you doing last night?"
Ashley: "Just drifting on my dick like always"
1) When said by a male, he usually wants his you to suck his penis.
2) When said by me, it means you're annoying the fuck out of me, so go away.
1) "Ohhhh baby, suck my dick"
2) "Haha! You're such a moron, suck my dick"
"I was having a great day until Jim came over and clogged up my toilet, he totally spit on my dick."
sarcastic "thanks for spitting all over my dick"
Prison slang referring to anal sex.
"Shit on my dick or blood on my blade." In the film "Cruising".
A sign of denial, aka if you don't wanna do somthin...
Or a surprise!
Scene 1:
Mom: Honey, tidy your room!
Son: Suck my dick, bitch
Scene 2:
Dad: Hey, son, I got VIP baseball tickets to tomorrows finals!!!
Son: Suck my dick!!!
To lick my dick. same meaning as lick a dick. An insulting way to reply to another's useless opinion. To give someone head as an insult
1st: "Ellick is so sexy"
2nd: "Ellick my dick"