Where's Kirk?

To drink sparkling water and take a look around and not see Kirk.

Oh! I bought sparkling water instead of normal water. Where's Kirk?

WHERE gO?

When one wants to find someone else but needs to communicate fast, so they shorten the question to communicate more efficiently

Hey! WHERE gO?

where is Messi

Where exactly is Messi??

Person 1: Yo did you see that game. Argentina lost!
Person 2: Where is Messi?

Where you at?

Another sign that the media is TRYING to make us all stupider.

John: "Yo, where you at?"
Kelly: "THAT'S A DANGLING PARTICIPLE, YOU UNEDUCATED MONKEY." *Slap!!*
John: *Runs off cowering.*
Kelly: "THAT'S RIGHT. Ignore cell phone commercials and re-learn what your second grade teacher tried in vain to get through your thick skull."

And we never heard from poor John again.

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Shit where

When someone is doing absolutely nothing with their life, and they aren't going to try to better themselves.

High School has been over for five years now; it looks like alot of people are absolutely shit where

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Where's Karl?!

Phrase derived from the popular game, Call of Duty 4 in which a team who were previously owned, opt out of the following round in fear of a subsequent defeat. They then lie saying 'We need to back out (leave current lobby) to get Karl' who is an imaginary player.

The phrase was originated when a group of players left a game in search of 'Karl'. Ten seconds later they rejoined, accidently, shouting 'Where's Karl?!'.

Use this a sneaky way of leaving a game without owning up to the fact that your opponents are too good for you.

Where's Karl?!
We need to get Karl?!
Lets back out and get Karl

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where y'at

1. New Orleans slang to discover where someone is geographically located
2. New Orleans slang to politely ask how things have been going for a person in general

Person 1: Where y'at, Rodney?
Person 2: I just started working at Mandina's again, and my house is almost finished.

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