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Nicknmame for Everton Football Club's players and/or fans.
I hope the toffees do well this season!
A silly pookie, a squigle squipy, a true bestie, a real one, a cutie muffin, an unidentified criptid and a homie.
Person 1: "Have you seen Toffee?"
Person 2: "Did you mean a silly pookie, a squigle squipy, a true bestie, a real one, a cutie muffin, an unidentified criptid and a homie?"
Person 1: "Yeah."
When wiping your ass and your finger breaks through the toilet paper.
"hey Nick, Smell this finger!"
"Dude, did you just toffee finger in the bathroom you sicko?!"
When you are picking up dog poo and your finger goes through the poo bag.
Oh damn, my finger gone though the dog poo bag, I have a toffee finger, pass me a wipe please
one of 4 of the coolest guys in the world.
the toffee part is derived from the fact that this awesome mans skin tone resembles the colour of toffee.
the bear part is derived from the fact that he is part of an awesome bear team of hard yet incredibly cool guys. they are womanizers withsome exeptions.
see also; pombear vanilla bear and polar bear.
pomb bear: hey toffee bear have you seen vanilla bear
toffee bear: yeah man he's having sxual intercourse with that woman over there
vanilla bear: thats me done weres polar bear
toffe bear, pomb bear: dunno
The sexual act in which a man crouches above a woman’s breast, and ejaculates on her breast while she sprays his balls with breast milk.
Me and the wife were going to town last night. We even finished with toffee cream
The absolute most alpha male 🐏 in the world
Toffee the sheep is a goat