John Tonks

John tonks is persian slang for child sex fiend.

Oh my amigo did you hear that a nother john tonks was sent to prison

tink tonk

The dumbass version of tik tok

Yo, tik tok is too addictive, get Tink Tonk - tiktok for dumbasses

Nymphadora Tonks

Sexy, Lesbian who can change their appearance from Harry Potter who is married to me (cannon)

Nymphadora Tonks is so sexy

Jumbo Tonk

noun - A very sexually attractive person, object or idea.

Jake: 'That bird is well fit.'
Toby: 'You're not wrong there - she's jumbo tonk.'

or

Jake: 'Whoa dude, don't tell me you managed to slam the new jumbo tonk hairdresser from downstairs?'
Toby: 'Let's just say, "She got her's - for sho.'"

The D Tonk

A mean motherfuckin' son of a gun.

'Awwwh man, I got d tonked last night'
'Shitson, I'm so gonna get myself some of The D Tonk next weekend'

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tonk

Of hardcore knights, vikings, pirates and ninjas; demonstrative of hardcoreness.

"ZOMG those knights, vikings, pirates and ninjas who just pwned you were totally tonk!"

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the honky tonk

do girl from behind at top of stairs or balcony. Upon finishing your business have her turn her head to look at you. Pick up acoustic guitar and smack her in the head with it. (DUUUM) Watch her fall down stairs or off balcony.

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