When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.
Holy Shit! I just torqued out a Lincoln Log. I hope it doesn't stop up the toilet!
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I,m just going to fix the fence, have you seen the Irish torque wrench love?
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When somebody is irritable to everyone because they are pissed about something.
John: Why the hell is James so pissed today?
Landon: His balls are torqued from his wife bitching at him all day long.
The most erect a penis can be..
That stripper gave me a raging torque dog.
irritated by anything, constipation of the mind, to be fed up with something beyond reason, fixed on being fearful of shit
Albie: I'm sick and tired of these old words, "Only New Words!"
Texas: Have you tried not being so Anally Torqued?
Albie: You're right my root chakra could use a good unicycle ride, that should rid my Anal Torque.
The act of twisting someone’s scrotum in self defense, or pleaser.
“Jimmy was losing the fight until he gave Dan the ole European Torque Tester.”
“I paid the Hooker a little extra to give me a European Torque Tester as I climaxed”
Brings me to a state that is uncomfortable and irritated at the same time.
That Hunter guy really Torques my Nuts at work on a daily basis.