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torqued out a Lincoln Log

When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.

Holy Shit! I just torqued out a Lincoln Log. I hope it doesn't stop up the toilet!

by You_Da_Monster September 4, 2011

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Irish Torque Wrench

Hammer

I,m just going to fix the fence, have you seen the Irish torque wrench love?

by Henchy October 17, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 1006๐Ÿ‘Ž


Balls are Torqued

When somebody is irritable to everyone because they are pissed about something.

John: Why the hell is James so pissed today?
Landon: His balls are torqued from his wife bitching at him all day long.

by 3pumpdump October 21, 2014


Anal Torque

irritated by anything, constipation of the mind, to be fed up with something beyond reason, fixed on being fearful of shit

Albie: I'm sick and tired of these old words, "Only New Words!"
Texas: Have you tried not being so Anally Torqued?
Albie: You're right my root chakra could use a good unicycle ride, that should rid my Anal Torque.

by webbster's robot June 2, 2020


Torqued

So torqued, so hard, so embarassing ready to fight any human intelligence to cross his path, sad.

Fully torqued, so hard, so embarassing.

by chasisfullytorqued June 25, 2018


torqued

Getting super high off of drugs (usually weed).

Im boutta get so torqued broo

by Forestcall April 21, 2022


torqued

wen someone has just done a line of coke

yo i'm so torqued

by the mulit man June 3, 2019