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When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.
Holy Shit! I just torqued out a Lincoln Log. I hope it doesn't stop up the toilet!
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I,m just going to fix the fence, have you seen the Irish torque wrench love?
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When somebody is irritable to everyone because they are pissed about something.
John: Why the hell is James so pissed today?
Landon: His balls are torqued from his wife bitching at him all day long.
The most erect a penis can be..
That stripper gave me a raging torque dog.
The act of twisting someone’s scrotum in self defense, or pleaser.
“Jimmy was losing the fight until he gave Dan the ole European Torque Tester.”
“I paid the Hooker a little extra to give me a European Torque Tester as I climaxed”
Brings me to a state that is uncomfortable and irritated at the same time.
That Hunter guy really Torques my Nuts at work on a daily basis.
morning torque is when a man wakes up with a raging pee boner and upon trying to find relieve in front of the toilet he attempts to aim his pee boner down at the toilet,only to find its is so engorged with urine it picks his feet up completey of the floor
my pee boner was raging this morning so bad that when i tried aiming at the toilet my feet flew out from under me due to my morning torque